Salt miners from The Donald and 4chan are reporting a record harvest after Justice Anthony Kennedy announced he’s going to resign from the Supreme Court on Wednesday.
The DNC was heard melting down on a conference call and their Democrat minions on Reddit and Twitter all had similarly hysterical reactions!
How it sounded inside a DNC committee meeting the moment Justice Kennedy’s retirement was announced pic.twitter.com/6S9uO2JGzQ
— David Siders (@davidsiders) June 27, 2018
— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair (@senatorshoshana) June 27, 2018
Mitch McConell rn pic.twitter.com/2Uq5wNT2Nf
— Tyler Cralle (@tylercralle) June 27, 2018
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