On Wednesday, the U.S. Office of the Director of National Intelligence released a slew of documents relating to the 2011 raid that killed Osama Bin Laden. Among much else, the documents revealed that Noam Chomsky, 9/11 conspiracy nuts and some guy who claims to have traced the ancestral lineage of the Illuminati were among the authors gracing Bin Laden’s English-language book collection.
The al-Qaida boss also kept plenty of pornography on hand for his viewing pleasure while he was holed up in Pakistan. However, government bureaucrats say they won’t be releasing this historically important treasure trove of smut.
“We have no plans to release that at this point in time,” National Intelligence spokesman Brian Hale said, according to The Washington Post. “Due to the nature of the content, the decision was made not to release it.”
Since bin Laden’s death in 2011, unconfirmed reports have circulated that he kept an impressive array of pornographic material for those times when he couldn’t or did not want to be with any of his four wives.
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