The State Department issued a WORLDWIDE travel warning for Americans, just in time for the holidays, essentially letting everyone know that they should be absolutely terrified about getting attacked wherever they travel on the planet.
“Current information suggests that (ISIS), Al Qaeda, Boko Haram and other terrorist groups continue to plan terrorist attacks in multiple regions,” the State Department wrote, warning Americans that they should travel with “particular caution” in the coming weeks and through Feb. 24.
Potential dangers include “a wide variety of tactics … targeting both official and private interests,” the State Department added, suggesting that pretty much anyone and everyone could be attacked anywhere in any fashion by scary evil TERRORISTS.
“Extremists have targeted large sporting events, theaters, open markets and aviation services,” the alert said.
“U.S. citizens should … exercise particular caution during the holiday season and at holiday festivals or events,” the State Department further warned.
Americans on Twitter reacted in the only way they know how, with tongues firmly in cheeks:
Advisory from US State Department: avoid planet Earth if possible pic.twitter.com/yFHz16zLdS
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 23, 2015
You're welcome. MT @psforpublius @iowahawkblog I was going to leave the office soon. Now what am I supposed to do? https://t.co/ZgFhkhIrYU
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 23, 2015
@iowahawkblog Well at least Obama has ISIS contained to Earth
— Drunk Gershwin (@DrunkGershwin) November 23, 2015
@iowahawkblog Message from White House: does this advisory apply to golf courses in and around the United States?
— Miao (@MiaoReport) November 24, 2015
@Irate_American @iowahawkblog @POTUS Yup, POTUS is having a bit of trouble containing this ¨JV Team¨.
— abacus (@funEbone2u) November 23, 2015
@iowahawkblog @_PatJohnson_ Don't worry … nothing to fear … pic.twitter.com/K9DKtm4CCf
— TRP (@therightplanet1) November 23, 2015
@iowahawkblog @OmegaMan58 …I will be in my fallout shelter with my dog 'til this is over…sigh! pic.twitter.com/cYsVeshOVP
— DB Cozart (@dbcpac) November 24, 2015
@iowahawkblog Crap, I was just going to run to Walgreens and pickup a prescription…
— Hot & Emo (@x05_dot_org) November 24, 2015
@iowahawkblog climate change is affecting flights all over
— Triple888s (@triple888s) November 23, 2015
@0rockstar0real @cnnbrk don't forget your goat
— dave (@dmy78) November 24, 2015
@0rockstar0real lucky!! They love goats
— dave (@dmy78) November 24, 2015
Remember to BE AFRAID.
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Steve Watson is a London based writer and editor for Alex Jones’ Infowars.com, and Prisonplanet.com. He has a Masters Degree in International Relations from the School of Politics at The University of Nottingham, and a Bachelor Of Arts Degree in Literature and Creative Writing from Nottingham Trent University.
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