Following the Clinton camp’s Sunday announcement that the former First Lady will once again run for president, Twitter lit up with jokes about the aspiring candidate’s senior age.
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#HillarySoOld her menopause had menopause.
— John Rivers (@JohnRiversToo) April 13, 2015
Clinton’s weekend declaration gave way to numerous “ageist” tweets, under the hashtag #HillarySoOld, highlighting the possibility that “Grandma Hillary” may just be too old to fill the Oval Office, including one jest that the former secretary of state is so old she “ran for President of Pangea.”
#HillarySoOld she made millions in suspicious Arkansas land deals before the Louisiana Purchase
— Kevin Eric Snell (@KevEnoch) April 13, 2015
#HillarySoOld she's forgotten half the things Pepperidge Farm remembers.
— AmishDude (@TheAmishDude) April 13, 2015
#HillarySoOld that when she went to college, you could major in Pelts
— TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) April 13, 2015
#HillarySoOld When she went to college there were no history classes. @AceofSpadesHQ
— rdbrewer (@rdbrewer4) April 13, 2015
#HillarySoOld This is her yearbook picture pic.twitter.com/vIneCAXN9G
— Neva (@pipandbaby) April 13, 2015
#HillarySoOld her first watch was a sundial.
— The H2 (@TheH2) April 13, 2015
BREAKING! Senile Woman escapes psychiatric hospital. Last seen wearing blue nightgown on beach #HillarySoOld pic.twitter.com/x6sZBVB6Do
— Nick Short (@PoliticalShort) April 14, 2015
#HillarySoOld she tweets in morse code.
— Arthur Kimes (@ComradeArthur) April 13, 2015
#HillarySoOld she could be Bill's girlfriend's grandmother.
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) April 14, 2015
#HillarySoOld when God told Noah to build the ark she said "What difference does it make".
— Omalmals (@omalmals) April 15, 2015
Let's see, which party is the party of old white people again? #hillarysoold #whyimnotvotingforhillary http://t.co/h7OwcyRAlk
— Journal of a Madman (@MadManJournal) April 15, 2015
#HillarySoOld Her first diplomatic mission was to visit the Pharaoh.
— Sean Haley (@shaley33) April 15, 2015
#HillarySoOld she remembers being against Gay Marriage…
— DANEgerus (@DANEgerus) April 14, 2015
#HillarySoOld she had a papyrus route
— Natasha Fatale (@N_Fatale) April 14, 2015
#HillarySoOld she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
— kerry (@Kerryepp) April 14, 2015
At present, Clinton – the first First lady to face numerous federal charges and investigations – is just two years younger than the oldest president ever inaugurated, Ronald Reagan, who took office at the age of 69.
Infinitely more important than her age is the fact that the Clintons “think they’re above the law,” as pointed out by Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul, and would likely continue the executive overreach established by the Obama and Bush administrations.
Besides her latest email and Benghazi scandals, Clinton and her husband have a murky, controversial past filled with questionable investments, presidential pardons and mysterious political deaths.
Recently, republican presidential candidate Rand Paul also highlighted Clinton’s blatant hypocrisy, criticizing the fact that she champions women’s rights while her tax-free foundation continues to accept significant donations from countries with the worst documented women’s rights abuses.
Watch Jon Bowne’s report which only scratches the surface of the numerous controversies Clinton would rather the press ignore.
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