Some very, very funny jokes are going to come about, that’s what (but that’s just the college students).

After “sh*t-in” protests for gender-neutral bathrooms at Cal-Poly and other college campuses around the country, Campus Reformsent a reporter to Georgetown University to ask male students to pledge to end their “urinal privilege.” Because you can’t have a true gender-neutral bathroom if there’s something women aren’t able to use! Admit you have eeeeevil privilege, guys! Conform to what the oppressed female population demands! Trade in your man-card for a selfie with a stupid hashtag!

Watch. And laugh (or cry, if you prefer) –

This is why I never dated in college.

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