The @I_Find_Planets exoplanet Twitter bot has a unique talent for describing (made-up) other worlds.
Some sample tweets:
“I have discovered a planet. It is sooooooo far. It has 960 rings. It makes me feel passionate.”
“We have discovered a planet. It is many cubits away. Occasionally, a comforting babbling is heard in the air. It may give us pride.”
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